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Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.

Windows Vista: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor.



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Computer and just plain funny quotes! 
  • What is the most searched phrase on Google:  DUH - Google is the most searched phrase on Google.
    The computing power in today's cell phones
    is much higher than the processing power of all the computers in the Apollo 11 Lunar Lander that put 2 men on the moon.
  • When was the first computer invented** CLICK here to find out
  • Which computer company was first to develop a mouse?
        (Apple Computers)
  •  What was the world's first personal computer?
        (the Kenbak-1, which made its debut in 1971)
  • Which company introduced the first laptop computer in 1981?
  • A computer keyboard has the name of its inventor spelled out on it. What is the name?
  • Why are computer viruses known as "bugs"? (Early computers were very large; they used to take up whole rooms. Two programmers were looking inside a computer that wasn't working properly when they discovered a moth inside it. After they disposed of the moth, the computer started working again. One of the programmers mistakenly referred to the moth as a "bug," and over time the word started being used to describe the situation where a line of code within a computer didn't work as it should.)
  • Windows XP has a default background screen that looks more like the set of what kid's TV show than anything else? (The Teletubbies)
  • Apple's Siri keeps your data for two years.
    According to Wired, everything you've whispered into your Siri application is stored for two years. For the first six months the data is associated with your account; it then becomes dissociated from you but is stored for another 18 months for product testing and development.  ***Oh yeah, Apple Inc. can also track wherever your devices are at all times, to always know where you are and where you've been.


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